Don’t Mess With Kids!

by Edward

A  little girl was talking to her teacher about  whales.

The  teacher said it was physically impossible for a  whale to swallow a human because even though it  was a very large mammal its throat was very  small.

The little girl stated that Jonah  was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the  teacher reiterated that a whale could not  swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, ‘When I get to  heaven I will ask Jonah’.

The teacher  asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’

The  little girl replied, ‘Then you ask  him’.

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